一个日本人到马来西亚观光,突然有一辆车从他乘搭的 的士旁跑过,
日本人:“ See,TOYOTA ,made in japan,very fast! ”
这时,又有一辆车经过,
日本人:“ See,Nissan,made in japan,very fast! ”
的士司机快受不了时,又来了一辆车...
日本人:“ See,Mitsubishi,made in japan,very fast! ”
到了目的地,司机:“先生,RM1500。”
日本人:“ 开什么玩笑,这么贵?!”
司机:“ 没办法,计程车计费表,made in japan,very fast!”
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